OJ Simpson as it´s Wacko of the Week at Lazerwager.com
Written by Ms. Pendleton
Wed, 26 Sep 2007
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Offshore wagering firm says just when we thought double murder and a tasteless book about how he would have done it were enough from him, he confounds us again!
San Jose, Costa Rica, Sept 26, 2007…Offshore wagering firm LazerWager
(www.lazerwager.com) has named OJ Simpson as its “Wacko of the Week” which honors those people who have done something absurdly stupid, insane, or downright preposterous, and “this week “The Juice” incredibly met all 3 criteria” says Nina Pendleton, LazerWager spokesperson.
“We are just flabbergasted by the stark difference in his past public persona and then hearing his voice on those crazy casino robbery tapes. It’sa bad OJ movie come to life “says Pendleton. With quotes like; “Don´t let no one out of this room;” “ Mother___ You think you can steal my shit and sell it?”, “Walk your ass out of here!”, and the already infamous “Gimme´ that bitches number!” which will all soon be classic urban lingo LazerWager executives predict. “With a cast of characters Dave Chappelle couldn´t invent, Simpson has created another mega-selling tabloid headline” Pendleton
goes on to say.
“Getting away with double murder wasn’t good enough for him, now he´ll be fighting another major criminal legal battle but this time we are sure he´ll be held accountable. No dream team this time because he is supposedly broke.” says Robert Evans, another LazerWager executive.
However it’s not all bad news for OJ. For being selected Wacko of the Week, LazerWager has awarded him $5000 in his new wagering account for him to wager on whatever he pleases; Football, basketball, other sports, Live Dealer casino, or even the outcome of his own trial. LazerWager is also offering a bonus promo to the general public which matches any deposit up to $500 with free cash simply by entering THANKSOJ in the promo code field at www.lazerwager.com until Oct 5th.
“At least now someone else can benefit from OJ´s misdeeds” concludes Ms. Pendleton.
For more info contact Ms. Pendleton at pr@lazerwager.com
More about LazerWager… LazerWager www.lazerwager.com based in San Jose, Costa Rica with corporate offices in Cyprus, is an online sports, casino and entertainment gambling website backed by over 50 years experience in the online gambling industry. They offer sports and race book betting, Live Dealer and digital casino software, odds on various news, entertainment and current events as well as exciting free content. Lazerwager abides by all rules and regulations related to
online gaming. Consult your local jurisdiction regarding gambling laws before placing any wagers over the internet.
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